3.31.2004
Why that's a swell film Wally

I'm not real big on old flicks, except for the persuasive kind that encourage youngsters to conform to the norm and join the masses. Check out this hilarious short film (9 min.) I found from the early 50s that with some helpful hints on how to bump up your social status. Eerily-Pleasantville. A desription from the site:
One of the best examples of post-World War II social guidance films, with examples of "good" and "bad" girls, proper and improper dating etiquette, courtesy to parents, and an analysis of what makes some people popular and others not. A scream and a sobering document of postwar conformity
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3.30.2004
In Nasty Skibbies We Trust

Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them.
Buy them here for a measly $9.
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3.29.2004
Birth of the Modern Superhero

Just reading the first couple pages I'm amazed at how fast they told the story of his childhood. Three frames into the book and he's already on earth picking up sofas. Six frames in and he's already in costume.
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3.28.2004
Beerfest pictures
3.25.2004
I like to Play

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3.24.2004
Eewwwwwwwwwwwww! Damn girl, you is ugly!
I'm sitting in the reading room at my school. It has a great view of downtown Indy. It's early, 9am. I've just finished purchasing my Beerfest ticket and registering for the GMAT. There are only two other students in this large room when a woman walks in. Gentlemen, she has a stellar body on her. I keep asking myself, "Who is this and why haven't I seen her around school before?" Then it happens.
I literally was staring right at her ass thinking how great it was when she turned around. It was straight out of Porky's. Fugly!
I realized that I did know her. She's a great girl, but she'd been hit by the ugly stick ever since she was born. This is the type of girl you would refer to as a "Paper Bag," or she's the type that your best friend's girlfriend would try to set you up with on a blind date. She would keep telling you how "sweet" and "cute" she is. After further inquiry, you would find out that she has an awesome body. So, you agree to be set up. You go to pick her up and discover that you're going to have to get wasted if you want any ass. I would have rated her at "12 Beers." If not for the body, then she would definitely be rated at "Pony Keg." I know, I'm being an insensitive bastard.
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I realized that I did know her. She's a great girl, but she'd been hit by the ugly stick ever since she was born. This is the type of girl you would refer to as a "Paper Bag," or she's the type that your best friend's girlfriend would try to set you up with on a blind date. She would keep telling you how "sweet" and "cute" she is. After further inquiry, you would find out that she has an awesome body. So, you agree to be set up. You go to pick her up and discover that you're going to have to get wasted if you want any ass. I would have rated her at "12 Beers." If not for the body, then she would definitely be rated at "Pony Keg." I know, I'm being an insensitive bastard.
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Buy Buy! You Gotta Buy!

I featured this song as last week's "Your Kids Are Gonna Love it" but incase you missed that oppurtunity, download a track here to get a taste of the magic.
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This man is evil.

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3.23.2004
Beerfest - This Friday

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Ok, so I loved this film so much that I was going to write a nice big review for you all, but I could go on forever and there are plenty of reviews out there already; you hardly need one from me.
So, without giving away any plot details, I want to say a few things. First.. go see the film, because even if you don't like it as much as me, it is a thought-provoking conversation piece. Also, try not to read any reviews/plot details before you go, the "Maze Cinema" quality will be ruined.
If you don't already know, the movie was written by Charlie Kaufman, who also wrote a few other brilliant screenplays (Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, etc) and this may be his best.. it's certainly his most accessible. Jim Carrey is great, he buries his own comic genius and crazy personality to give his greatest performance to date, but the real star is Kate Winslet. English Rose is completely intoxicating in her role as Clementine. While I could identify with Carrey's character, Joel Barish, I absolutely fell in love with Winslet's character. Her performance was one of the most effective I've seen since Sharon Stone in Casino. She is beautiful, sexy, unnerving, charming, and confusing all at once. Better than Titanic. She is amazing, I want to stalk her now.
The whole cast is exceptional. Mark Ruffalo is completely convincing as Stan, Tom Wilkinson, as Dr. Howard Mierzwiak, is as good as ever and rounds out the cast nicely, and Kirsten Dunst also holds her own (her major THO's while jumping around on a bed in panties is some spectacular eye candy, though Kate was much more tasty to me). Still, one of the biggest surprises of the film to me was Elijah Wood, who quite successfully separates himself from The Lord of the Rings in his role as Patrick. I feared going in that Wood would be unable to escape the role of Frodo in my mind for a while, but the situation was completely resolved by his stellar performance in his part, though it is a relatively small one.
This film is escapism at its best; as the closing credits rolled, I was extremely reluctant to leave the theater, wanting to see more. The story and the characters completely engulfed me.
In short, I give the film 4 stars (out of 4), an A+, thumbs up, it is essential, what have you.. I thought about it all day on campus yesterday. The film is a mind-bending romantic comedy, very emotionally affecting, and expertly directed by Michel Gondry. It is a must see. So go, now. I'll be here when you get back. Unless I go to see it again. Or unless I'm out stalking Kate Winslet all over England or New York, wherever she may be.
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If you don't already know, the movie was written by Charlie Kaufman, who also wrote a few other brilliant screenplays (Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, etc) and this may be his best.. it's certainly his most accessible. Jim Carrey is great, he buries his own comic genius and crazy personality to give his greatest performance to date, but the real star is Kate Winslet. English Rose is completely intoxicating in her role as Clementine. While I could identify with Carrey's character, Joel Barish, I absolutely fell in love with Winslet's character. Her performance was one of the most effective I've seen since Sharon Stone in Casino. She is beautiful, sexy, unnerving, charming, and confusing all at once. Better than Titanic. She is amazing, I want to stalk her now.
The whole cast is exceptional. Mark Ruffalo is completely convincing as Stan, Tom Wilkinson, as Dr. Howard Mierzwiak, is as good as ever and rounds out the cast nicely, and Kirsten Dunst also holds her own (her major THO's while jumping around on a bed in panties is some spectacular eye candy, though Kate was much more tasty to me). Still, one of the biggest surprises of the film to me was Elijah Wood, who quite successfully separates himself from The Lord of the Rings in his role as Patrick. I feared going in that Wood would be unable to escape the role of Frodo in my mind for a while, but the situation was completely resolved by his stellar performance in his part, though it is a relatively small one.
This film is escapism at its best; as the closing credits rolled, I was extremely reluctant to leave the theater, wanting to see more. The story and the characters completely engulfed me.
In short, I give the film 4 stars (out of 4), an A+, thumbs up, it is essential, what have you.. I thought about it all day on campus yesterday. The film is a mind-bending romantic comedy, very emotionally affecting, and expertly directed by Michel Gondry. It is a must see. So go, now. I'll be here when you get back. Unless I go to see it again. Or unless I'm out stalking Kate Winslet all over England or New York, wherever she may be.
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3.22.2004
Economists do it under clinical observation.
It's been around the block already (blogospherically speaking of course), but I'd thought I'd give it a whirl here -- maybe driving up traffic to the site.
Slate has an article discussing the economics of orgasm. Its "stimulus" is recent research by a recent Ph.D. student in economics at the University of Texas. Without penetrating too deeply into the subject, let me just say this is pretty much right in line with how economists think. Professor Cowen posted on this guy's research back on Jan. 31st, and sums it up thusly:
I've been an economist for so long that I don't flinch when the paper abstract starts as follows:
"This paper models love-making as a signaling game. In the act of love-making, man and woman send each other possibly deceptive signals about their true state of ecstasy. Each has a prior belief about the other's state of ecstasy. These prior beliefs are associated with the other's sexual response capacity..."
The Slate article (from March 19th) is much easier...to swallow. Steven Landsburg is that rare breed of economist that makes sense when he writes. Among the findings from the research: you are more likely to fake an orgasm if you are in love. Also, it somehow ties into the 5th Amendment.
Nota Bene: Professor Cowen notes that this guy (UTexas grad) is in the market for a teaching position. He adds that if his own department had an opening, he'd be pulling for him to be hired.
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Slate has an article discussing the economics of orgasm. Its "stimulus" is recent research by a recent Ph.D. student in economics at the University of Texas. Without penetrating too deeply into the subject, let me just say this is pretty much right in line with how economists think. Professor Cowen posted on this guy's research back on Jan. 31st, and sums it up thusly:
I've been an economist for so long that I don't flinch when the paper abstract starts as follows:
"This paper models love-making as a signaling game. In the act of love-making, man and woman send each other possibly deceptive signals about their true state of ecstasy. Each has a prior belief about the other's state of ecstasy. These prior beliefs are associated with the other's sexual response capacity..."
The Slate article (from March 19th) is much easier...to swallow. Steven Landsburg is that rare breed of economist that makes sense when he writes. Among the findings from the research: you are more likely to fake an orgasm if you are in love. Also, it somehow ties into the 5th Amendment.
Nota Bene: Professor Cowen notes that this guy (UTexas grad) is in the market for a teaching position. He adds that if his own department had an opening, he'd be pulling for him to be hired.
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3.19.2004
The Best Tuesday All Year

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3.18.2004
Phil, You's a Son-of-a-bitch

Back to Phil. To me this guy is really sick. He preys on our most intrinsic self-doubts and plays up his advice - a disclaimered form of "Entertainment" - and likens it to expert medical counsel. Just like Oprah, Dr. Phil stands in as some kind of savior from negative self-esteem, and then he goes to commercial and tries to sell you botox or paxil. Dr. Phil, you's a son-of-a-bitch.
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3.17.2004
These Things Really Are Worthless

On a personal note, my most valuble card is a 1969 Roger Maris, once worth about $60 now sells for $15. And that 87 Barry Bonds rookie? Don't expect to fetch more than a measly $10 for the home-run king. Look up the value of all your old cards on Beckett.com
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3.15.2004
All Up In the Outdoors
A couple of things I'd like discuss here. First off, I'm trying to organzing a car-camping visit to Deam for this Saturday, March 20. If you're down for going make sure you get ahold of me and we'll discuss the meeting place, etc - 812 219 4366. Come one come all. Right now there are at least 7 people who have expressed interest in going - and no, this is not one of those all-guy camping trips. I figure we could all meet in Bloomington and then head out that afternoon around 3-4pm.

Secondly, reading Byron's blog today I was inspired to organize a canoe trip for this summer. I would like to plan a trip that starts in northern Indy (either in Broad Ripple Park, or around 96th Street) and follows the white river as far south as we can make it in one day. I think it's possible to make it at least as far as Waverly, if not all the way to Martinsville (approx 40-50 miles depending on start point). I think it would be a cool way to see not only the wilderness of central Indiana, but also a different viewpoint on Downtown Indy. Who is down for this and/or camping this saturday?
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Secondly, reading Byron's blog today I was inspired to organize a canoe trip for this summer. I would like to plan a trip that starts in northern Indy (either in Broad Ripple Park, or around 96th Street) and follows the white river as far south as we can make it in one day. I think it's possible to make it at least as far as Waverly, if not all the way to Martinsville (approx 40-50 miles depending on start point). I think it would be a cool way to see not only the wilderness of central Indiana, but also a different viewpoint on Downtown Indy. Who is down for this and/or camping this saturday?
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That Shit is so Deck

Also, this week's "Your Kids are Gonna Love It" is for fans of Massive Attack and/ or Portishead, so don't miss out on that.
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3.12.2004
SB 2004! 1.21 GW Senior Poop Correspondent goes down!
I'm off for Hilton Head, South Carolina tomorrow morning. I've never been there before. I'm going with my best friend's family. He's not going. His family has sort of adopted me.
We're taking three cars. My friend's mom and her friend are in the big SUV with all of our crap. The little brother is in one car with his friends. I'm in my car with three sorority girls. Awesome. 13 hours in a Honda Civic with three 18 year-old girls.
The girls are gorgeous, but I have the feeling that my penis will become inverted and I'll have my period by the end of the road trip. At least one of them has good music taste, two of them are intelligent, and they're all gorgeous. So, I can appoint one as the navigator, one as the DJ, and the other one can just stay quiet. I haven't done anything to prepare for this trip yet. I'm cleaning out the ride at this moment. I have to go to the bank. Maybe I'll do some laundry. I told my friend's mom that all I'm bringing are condoms and books. I'll have plenty of pics up once I get back. You guys can check out my pics here. There's a bunch of pics there right now in case you get bored. Catch y'all later.
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3.11.2004
Madrid Bombing - Al Qaida and not ETA
The Arabic newspaper Al-Quds al-Arabi said it had received a claim of responsibility issued in the name of al-Qaida. The e-mail claim of responsibility, signed by the shadowy Brigade of Abu Hafs al-Masri, was received at the newspaper's London offices and said the brigade's ''death squad'' had penetrated ''one of the pillars of the crusade alliance, Spain.'' ''This is part of settling old accounts with Spain, the crusader, and America's ally in its war against Islam,'' the claim said.
Spain and the leaders first thought it was the Basque country's terrorist group ETA, who are always the prime suspects when things like this happen in the actual Spain.
If you ask me it is extremely idiotic for Al-Qaida to go after Spain. A large majority of that country (the people) were against the war and war in general, even if the country was one of the first allies with the US in helping in the war on terrorism. It will only add to their enemies. Not that I think terrorist groups are ever rational, I would think that they would be smarter.
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The Best I've Seen IU All Season!!

If they play like today, they can defeat Illinois...Easy. The question is did they learn anything??
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BA: Was I truly the bomb in Phantoms?

Swing by viewaskew.com and check out Ben Affleck interviewing Kevin Smith about the (still) impending release of Jersey Girl, J-Lo, Gigli, motherly thoughts on Clerks, yada yada. I have a sneaking suspicion that Jersey Girl may suck.
As a side note, does anyone know anything about this alleged documentary about Jason Muse getting off of heroin? It was supposed to be aired on HBO at some point, but as of now I've heard nothing new about it.
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Bracket Bustin'
I figured Hix and you all would like a Watts pick em for the tourney so I set up a group on ESPN.com
Get a username and then go to
Group: Watts Dood
Password: doc
http://tcmen.espn.go.com/tcmen/frontpage
Once the brackets are set, get your picks and enjoy the show. Picking the tourney is always a grand bit o flavor, so be merry.
Here is the "How to Play" link if you need any help getting your shit together.
I encourage everyone to get involved that reads this page, afterall it is fun and there are always upsets. I know many of you are college basketball fans, but even if you aint, step the fuck up and put up an entry anydamnway, more fun for everyone.
Good luck and enjoy, the brackets will be available on March 14th. Let the trash talkin begin bish.
Oh, and IU plays today at noon against Ohio St. Let's hope they can at least get a shot at the Illini in the second round. With a win against Ill (insert hopelessness here), they will finish at least .500 with a chance at the Mighty NIT.
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Get a username and then go to
Group: Watts Dood
Password: doc
http://tcmen.espn.go.com/tcmen/frontpage
Once the brackets are set, get your picks and enjoy the show. Picking the tourney is always a grand bit o flavor, so be merry.
Here is the "How to Play" link if you need any help getting your shit together.
I encourage everyone to get involved that reads this page, afterall it is fun and there are always upsets. I know many of you are college basketball fans, but even if you aint, step the fuck up and put up an entry anydamnway, more fun for everyone.
Good luck and enjoy, the brackets will be available on March 14th. Let the trash talkin begin bish.
Oh, and IU plays today at noon against Ohio St. Let's hope they can at least get a shot at the Illini in the second round. With a win against Ill (insert hopelessness here), they will finish at least .500 with a chance at the Mighty NIT.
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3.10.2004
Casa de Simpson

"The Simpson House is painted a vibrant yellow and baby blue -- both inside and out. Power orange, generator green, jazz age coral and pink flamingo colors adorn furniture, walls and floors inside. Even Bart's swing set and Homer's barbecue in the backyard are painted brilliantly"
Check out pictures and video here.
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Hot Video Game Action

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Photo Chiggity-Check

Via The Morning News, check out these incredible photos of the English countryside from photographer David J. Osborn. These prints aren't from your disposable panaoramic camera that's f'damn sure.
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3.09.2004
Almost Cut My Hair
No, I just woke up this way. Merry Christmas, Ma. For all of my friends and those that don't know me. They can see what I look like. Well, of course those that haven't seen me in a while can think this. How have I changed?? I think the US has made me fatter. haha. Anyway, I just thought some of you out there might enjoy this. Lata.
Yes that is a Hick on the left.
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3.08.2004
"I swear I was stuck in traffic."

SounderCover gives you the ability to add a background sound to any incoming or outgoing call, giving the impression that you really are in the environment where the background sound is normally heard.
Hat tip to Feces Flinging Monkey via Marginal Revolution.
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Porn Titles The Whole Family Can Agree On

AMATEURS ONLY #129 - I'M A BROWN SHIT-HOLED WHORE - Some people like poo, so maybe I shouldn't have included this one. What can I say, it just has a certain poetry to it.
MOULIN SPLOOGE - You saw this one coming ...
TITALLICA - MASTER OF PUPPIES - Puppies ? Puppies ?!!
SEX STARVED FUCK SLUTS #22 - STINKY WHITE WOMEN - Why would you want to have sex with somebody who is stinky ? You are a puzzle, sir.
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3.07.2004
'Nuff Said.
3.05.2004
Matador can suk diz nutz. West SahIDE!!!
Give it up to SUB POP Records!! Da shiznit on Indie fo'eva. Balee dat. Click
A much betta website, with new mp3 downloads (The Elected - Greetings in Braille). And with my new found love of Ugly Cassanova, Holopaw (just bought, da bomb), Iron and Wine, Postal Service, even David Cross!! West Coast brings it all. Sure maybe they're cds are $12 instead of $10 but that only means that there is no substitute..(not even fo a double cheeseburger)..for quality. Matador House of Quality...whateva...Low-Cost Shit...Yes. Dis is West Coast vs. East Coast, foo. Old school shiznit. Who you sidin wit? Oh ya, and Hix's modazahoar.
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Relive Atari 2600

Swing by this site to play some internet versions of classic arcade and atari games like Pac Man, Space Invaders, Tetris, Donky Kong, Missle Defense, and all the other classics. All time tetris champ: my pops with 232 lines. Step up or sit down.
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What would Granny Smith Think?
"Cheaper music means more money for drugs"
There's no plan to make a habit of advertising for other people on this blog, but I thought I would mention some bargains on good music from a great record label.
Matador Records, home of Pavement, Yo La Tengo, Belle & Sebastian, Jon Spencer, and Guided by Voices to name a few, has recently expanded there selection of low-cost direct order CDs. You can get some great music for $8-10, so go check out what they have, get some new jams, and save yourself a few bucks.
Matador Records
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Matador Records
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Weather... Noyce!

I would just like to say ahhhh. That's right kids it's gonna be 75 degrees outside today. No more bitter air and clenched shoulders, spring is all up in this motherfucker. I'm also using this post to show off some 1990s era technology that I just got hip to - screenshot software (Jared - if will fulfill all your porn-saving needs). Snap a picture of anything on the screen and save it as a jpg, gif or whateva. That said - stop reading this post, go outside, and start catching up on all that pent up frolicking and skipping-about that you missed out on this winter.
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3.04.2004
What happened to going to the bar to drink?
Here is a novel innovation in the pub entertainment niche: Movieoke. That's right, people get up and act out scenes from their favorite movies while those scenes are projected on a screen behind them. It's in limited locations currently, but apparently the demand is high. Karaoke can be fun, but my take is that this is the kind of thing I do anyway among friends, and those movie buffs who are so inclined do so as well.
There's a joke about Japanese businessmen doing scenes from John Wayne movies in there somewhere.
Also, a perhaps post-modern approach to boredom is the StareMaster. I guess you can make anything into a contest.
Hat tip to Marginal Revolution.
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There's a joke about Japanese businessmen doing scenes from John Wayne movies in there somewhere.
Also, a perhaps post-modern approach to boredom is the StareMaster. I guess you can make anything into a contest.
Hat tip to Marginal Revolution.
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Pri-hi-vate Eyes Are Watching You

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Feelin' Alright

Regardless of the lineup, I'm most excited about this year's Rock + Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony because one of my favorite musicians, Steve Winwood, will be inducted as part of his early project Traffic. I'm a Steve Winwood fan -- I celebrate his entire catalog...except for the whole "Higher Love" period.
Nota Bene: Check out Winwood's latest release, "About Time," if you're at all inclined. It contains very sparse arrangements (counter to the self-indulgent progressivity of Traffic) but is pretty much all straight/Latin grooves, with Karl Denson on four of the tracks, to boot.
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3.03.2004
Cat's in the Kettle At the Peking Moon

Now take a guy like Ian Donnoe, who goes to Bloomington's own China Buffet with the very intention of eating what he likes to call "Cat Riblets." Cat riblets are a strange purple mystery meat on a bone, and let me tell you... they nasty. Ian, you a nasty man.
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Finally, A New Album

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3.02.2004
Oscar Pick'em Follow-up

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3.01.2004
New Feature: Download of the Week

Also, I will occasionally have to lower the sampling rate in order to get the track under 3mb (the blogger upload max), so the quality may not always be supreme, but certainly listenable.
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Oscar Blah-mentary

Bullock. I thought Baldwin was gonna have his nuts removed. Anyway, the show was pretty typical. The pre-show buzz seemed to be a little tame, as pretty much everyone expected LOtR to walk away with everything (as it did). Did anyone catch the Ben Stiller / Owen Wilson pre-show interview? It twas a classic Stiller / Wilson comedic exchange. One plus - Charlize. What did you dislike about the awards?
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